Monday, August 10, 2009

What a rare flower I am!

Woo Hoo!

I have a condition that is so rare that the urologist I saw today hasn't actually seen a case in his 37 year career. Not only that, there is a chance that I have a variation that make it even rarer!

Swine Flu? I spit on your swine flu!

3 comments:

Masher said...

Crikey, it might be so rare that you're the first to get it. Then they'll name it after you.

Kennamatic Syndrome.

Catchy.

Bostonian said...

Hi Kennamatic - AJ here! An excellent piece on the late Neville Bower. It's very sad that he has passed away. He was indeed an inspirational teacher and I will never forget the performances of Handel's 'Messiah'. Also memorable were the spectacular rages that he could fly into if we failed to reach the high standards of the 'Orpington Girls Choir'! It indeed makes us realise how important it is to somehow communicate appreciation of a person's influence on your life, to them, before it's too late.

Your letter re the parking fine must have scaled the heights of erudition - don't suppose it worked though!

Hope the cormthrusters have gone down a bit now. Trust you to have such a rare condition. Will we be reading about you in 'The Lancet'?

kennamatic said...

Cripes. AJ! Erudition worked, cornthrusters reduced but still need an op on 15th Sept. Does this mean you're blogging?